How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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