used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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