Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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