scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Sorry about my life...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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