i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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