you guys were way drunker than both of me
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I understand Curling. That high.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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