My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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