i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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