God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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