Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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