you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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