You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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