i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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