it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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