i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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