There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
of course. lets lasso hookers.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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