Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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