yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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