these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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