I'm jealous of your bromance
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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