So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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