Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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