you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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