Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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