quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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