the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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