I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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