so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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