So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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