i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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