Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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