"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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