i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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