They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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