idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
is it fun? or sober?
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