I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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