You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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