Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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