im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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