I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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