Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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