is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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