I want to walk on stilts...naked
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I love having hate sex.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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