i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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