I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
