Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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