Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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