SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Your cock deserves a montage
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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