Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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