You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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