Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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