we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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