I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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