Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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