I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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