Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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